8. Those Pesky Kids - The Finale! by Sara
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Category: General
Genres: Friendship, Holiday, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Rated: Pre-Teen
Warnings: None
Series: Those Pesky Kids!
Summary: Jack POV/Humour. They’re home and they’re together – time for friendship and celebrations… with a few surprises thrown in!

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Story Notes:
Alas, this is the last story in my little Pesky Kids series, and I want to take this opportunity to thank everyone who has been so amazingly supportive during the past year. Also, thank you for all the wonderful reviews! Wow! I am deeply honoured to have received so many positive comments and I absolutely love to hear how much you have all enjoyed my little pesky journey.

Many thanks to Michelle and Alphagate for the chance to publish my story online. This is the best fan fiction site I have come across and it has allowed me to share my story with so many people.

Special thanks go to the Pesky Kids’ biggest fans who have offered such amazing support and even started the Pesky Kids fan club! You are bright, shining stars!

Extra, extra special thanks, and hugs, go to ‘Mom’ who has been with me every step of the way. She has been my editor, American/British language coach, and grammar guru! She has been there to guide me, encourage me, lift me up on a pedestal, and pick me up off the floor! We’ve laughed and cried during the writing of this series, and I am deeply proud of the accomplishment. Thank you so much for everything, ‘Mom’! What a ride, huh?! ^_^

I hope you all enjoy the final story, and perhaps someday we can enjoy more pesky adventures together!

So, here we go! Here is part 1 of 3. If you haven't already, you might want to read 'Those Pesky Kids!', 'Those Pesky Kids Again!', 'Those Pesky Kids Give Me No Respect!', 'Those Pesky Kids Can Go Fish!', ‘Those Pesky Kids Are Getting Cheeky!’, ‘Those Pesky Kids… Why Me?’, and ‘Those Pesky Kids Are Heading Home’, first (phew!). This story will make far more sense if you do! ;-)

Sara x
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“Show me the way to go home.”

“Jack, please stop singing.”

“I’m hungry and I wanna take a pee.”

“Jaaack!”

“I had a long-haul flight about an hour ago.”

“Oh, for heaven’s sake.”

“Where the hell is my front door key?!”

“What?”

“I can’t find my damn key, Daniel.”

I wasn’t kidding either; I really do need to pee! Why is it that when you’re so desperate for the can that you’re in danger of wetting yourself, simple tasks, like unlocking your front door, become as difficult as a damn lunar landing?

“I could have sworn it was in this bag.”

For God’s sake, hold it in! I’m a forty *cough* year old man and I haven’t messed my pants since I was three. There is no way in hell I am peeing myself on my own front doorstep!

“Oh, for crying out loud!”

Work those muscles, Jack!

“That’s it! I’m breaking down the door, Daniel.”

Think dry thoughts, O’Neill. Crackers, sawdust, deserts, talcum powder, my sex life!

“Here, move out of the way, Jack. I think I have my key.”

Oh, thank God!

“If you make it in time for me not to disgrace myself in front of the neighbours, I promise I won’t poke fun at your phallic shaped rocks, I won’t make hand puppets out of your underwear in the locker room, and I’ll stop sewing your socks together.”

“Yeah, right, Jack.”

I’m well and truly humiliating myself now. In my desperation, I’ve had to resort to the classic ‘really gotta pee’ dance. Everyone on the face of the planet knows these frantic gesticulations and instantly recognises the terrible affliction in others. I look like Michael friggin’ Flatley!

“Hurry, Daniel, or I won’t need to go anymore!”

“There, got it!”

I assume he heard my heartfelt ‘thank you’ as I disappear down the hall while trying to undo my pants at the same time. You can make it, Jack!

You know, I could have sworn I didn’t have these problems when I was younger.


On to part 2…
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